And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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