I CAN MOONWALK!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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