all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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