You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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