3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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