So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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