he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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