he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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