I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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