I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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