Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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