Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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