Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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