4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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