So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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