It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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