i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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