I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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