dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Did we literally take a cab across the street
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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