"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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