i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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