oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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