I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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