saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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