We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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