Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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