your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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