I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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