Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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