I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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