Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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