I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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