Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
as a side note pls kill me
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