we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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