Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
did you just send me my own nude
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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