so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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