if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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