stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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