I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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