Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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