I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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