i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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