Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
