operation have a gay friend backfired
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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