Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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