GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
