Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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