margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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