When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
