was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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