Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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