why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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