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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

(1-956): View more from Texas

I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(206): View more from Washington

On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...

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(620): View more from Kansas

I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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(214): View more from Texas

Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.

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(530): View more from California

If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME

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(619): View more from California

he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you ask Harvard boi?

(1-817): View more from Texas

Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank

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