was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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