I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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